barked

To be physically and emotionally tired after a long night.

"When Sally came back from the party she was barked and needed some rest."

barked by John1517 October 16, 2008

Barked

The state of being insanely high after consuming massive amounts of weed in which you get strong urges to freestyle and record them on garageband with other barked buddies.

Ah man I'm so barked right now... Lets go lace a track.

Barked by Keggalos October 26, 2010

Barked

The term used when somebody, usually a woman, has had sex with a dog or canine animal. The term is tied to the adult art and animation community, where artists and animators depict dogs and canine creatures having sex with women. The primary causes for a woman to define herself as barked are usually the taboo, unique penis shape, and overall sexual performance.

You just know that girl with the two large dogs gets barked all the time.

Chad: "Have you seen the size of Taylor's dog? I bet it has a massive knot."
Brad: "Yeah you just know she is totally barked now."

Barked by Deecee Teebee December 24, 2021

Barked

Having tree bark thrown at you with much force.

Dude, I was in the woods last night when all the sudden, a grizzly came up and barked me!!

Barked by MmmYeahhhh March 20, 2010

Barked

"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.

*sends video of obama*
Person 1: DUDE WTF YOU BARKED ME NOT FUNNY!!!
Person 2: no very funny

Barked by HelloHimemememem May 12, 2021

Barked

Nakedly walking by an individual and brushing them with a shaved vagina.

Bitch just barked me!

Barked by Refs67 March 3, 2025

barked an email

sending a quick email with no information in the body text. Often just Subject or Attachment

Karen is a cold person. The last time she broke up with someone, she barked an email to him.

barked an email by Karoke Opera February 5, 2010