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Baltimore City 

An urban city with over 45,000 heroin addicts run by incompetent and often corrupt liberal politicians from the democratic party.

An ass backwards and dysfunctional governmental body.

An urban area with a high murder rate.

An alternative to living in a nice area.
The other day I got a seat belt ticket and 4 people got shot that night. That is so Baltimore City.

I got a crime camera on a pole at the end of my street with flashing blue lights. Welcome to Baltimore City.

250 murder victims agree, Baltimore City don't give a damn 'bout me.
Baltimore City by James Levi, Jr. December 21, 2006
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Baltimore City 

The phantasmagoric city I've ever been burdened by. Their are no resources here for honest, hard working people who are looking to move out of the hood and find a better day from their situation. The stupidity in this city spreads like wildfires, leaving it's victims of widespread gossip alone, and hopeless. There is a church and a liquor store on every corner in this city. The people in this city are so pathetic that PETA has made a collective effort to save the rodents and vermin(rats) that fester within citylimits, not the residents.
It's a good day to be Rat in Baltimore city.
Baltimore City by Seitan August 20, 2019

Baltimore City Shuffle 

The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.
I caught Brian doing the Baltimore City Shuffle across the Light Rail tracks last Thursday.

Baltimore City Suitcase 

n. A plastic grocery bag used for carrying one's posessions.
I didn't have time to find my real briefcase this morning; so, I grabbed a Baltimore City suitcase out of the kitchen cabinet.

Baltimore City Transfer 

The sexual act of a woman blowing a man and then transferring his load from her mouth to his mouth through a kiss. The load is then spit into the womans vagine by the man.
Last night Ricky was really on his game! He remembered the final step of the Baltimore City Transfer!

Baltimore city grading system 

Fuck ass shit that has your assessments worth 70 percent of your grade
Well just fuck this shit, I failed my exit ticked now because of the Baltimore City grading system I have a 30 percent.
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