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B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N 

a man that is white. no. a man that is black. no. a man that is mexican. no. ITS ALL THREE!!
that man is a B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N

t.m.b.w.i.h.e.s. 

This is a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym for T.he M.ost B.eutiful W.oman I. H.ave E.ver S.een

This is not an acronym that can be used on every hot,sexy,beautiful woman that you see daily or multiple times daily in many many different women. This is as I stated a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym used when you have not only laid eyes on,but have talked and gotten to know a woman of such irresistability in terms of Gorgeousness-ness, of such beauty, of such intrigue, intelligence,persevereance,strength,compassion,empathy, of such raw amazing desirability that you will have no doubt she is the one that you will use your ONE TIME ONLY USE of this acronym on.

Let it be clear that if you are true in your thoughts and motives,it will not even be a passing thought or idea to ever bestow this acronym on but only one woman,your T.he M.ost B.eautiful W.oman I. H. ave E.ver S.een,on the outside,but more importantly the inside Beautifulness-ness-nessisness of her.
While watching Pitch Perfect after a fun day of goofing off and acting a fool, she was laying in my lap,I stared at her while her eyes were closed and realized she was The Most Beautiful Woman I Have Ever Seen,and to avoid looking corny and/or embarrasing myself, I told her she was T.M.B.W.I.H.E.S. with no explanation of its meaning.

l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r

let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red
jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet

t.m.b.w.i.h.e.s. 

This is a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym for T.he M.ost B.eutiful W.oman I. H.ave E.ver S.een

This is not an acronym that can be used on every hot,sexy,beautiful woman that you see daily or multiple times daily in many many different women. This is as I stated a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym used when you have not only laid eyes on,but have talked and gotten to know a woman of such irresistability in terms of Gorgeousness-ness, of such beauty, of such intrigue, intelligence,persevereance,strength,compassion,empathy, of such raw amazing desirability that you will have no doubt she is the one that you will use your ONE TIME ONLY USE of this acronym on.

Let it be clear that if you are true in your thoughts and motives,it will not even be a passing thought or idea to ever bestow this acronym on but only one woman,your T.he M.ost B.eautiful W.oman I. H. ave E.ver S.een,on the outside,but more importantly the inside Beautifulness-ness-nessisness of her.
While watching Pitch Perfect after a fun day of goofing off and acting a fool, she was laying in my lap,I stared at her while her eyes were closed and realized she was The Most Beautiful Woman I Have Ever Seen,and to avoid looking corny and/or embarrasing myself, I told her she was T.M.B.W.I.H.E.S. with no explanation of its meaning.

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s. 

I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

b.s.w.a.m.i.s.i.m.i.w.i 

from the lyrics of "One Last Time"

b.s.w.a.m.i.s.i.m.i.w.i- But stay with me a minute, I swear I'll make it worth it. The phrase means of telling someone to wait for her and if she's finally good she will do anything to prove that waiting for her is worthy.
"I'm still healing and getting fine, b.s.w.a.m.i.s.i.m.i.w.i once I'm done ily"
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