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"Big Ass Tits"
Breasts that are enormously large, but on a body that is not
Mike's girlfriend has B.A.T.s, but she's skinny as hell
B.A.T.s by Jackal November 24, 2003

S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S. 

Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich.
For anyone who has every felt the pain train of a Sunday hangover after a weekend of binge drinking. There is nothing like a "Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich" (S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.) to make someone feel better.

A.B.A.T.S. 

John:Nigga I put everything into that girl and for what just to end up hurt again

Joe: A.B.A.T.S.
A.B.A.T.S. by Self hate January 24, 2019
That girl had some bats. If she went running she would poke her eyes out.
b.a.t.s by brent November 21, 2003

I.R.H.Y.L.B.A.T.S.T.I.R.L.Y 

I really hate you Luis but at the same time I really like you
Girl, I.R.H.Y.L.B.A.T.S.T.I.R.L.Y.

B.O.A.T.S. 

Is an acronym for the words Based On A True Story. Can be used in many different situations, for an example when referring to a film. Might also be used when telling a story or a rumour. If exaggerating, B.O.A.T.S. may be used to guarantee the truth (or some truth) of the story. One should though, observe that there is a thin line between B.O.A.T.S. and T.S. (True Story). B.O.A.T.S. is not always reliable and one should be aware of the fact that there might be a very small amount of truth in a B.O.A.T.S. statement.
Jack - Who came up with the Texas chainsaw massacre story dude? It's really fucking stupid.

John - You shouldn't be too sure about that.

Jack- Why?

John - It's B.O.A.T.S.!
B.O.A.T.S. by Cureupt August 18, 2009