B'jesus

More than good God and Jeus Christ, this is a crazy amount of shock. Often accompnied by stammering and lack of actual human communication.

B'jesus, 3 nipples maybe but five?? That just takes the piss!

B'jesus by Cowgirl October 29, 2004

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jesse b

jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist. no person has won more championships or achieved greater feats in the cycling world than jesse b has.

luke: "I am the worlds greatest cyclist."
jon arbuckle: "actually no, jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist, and he will be forever."

jesse b by racist (I love racing cars) January 5, 2021

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bjesus

A term used when the shit gets literally scared out of you, basically put it is jesus with a "b".

You scared the bjesus out of me!

bjesus by terminatrix March 8, 2005

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Jack in the BJesus

a popular american fast food restaurant commonly mistaken as "jack in the box". On further inspection, the "o" and the "x" in the word "box" is actually the Jesus fish. Thus making "Jack in the Box", "Jack in the BJesus"

Short Stack: did you want to grab some food at Jack in the Box? i'm starving!

Papa Pancake: i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with this "Jack in the Box" you are referring to. did you by chance mean, "Jack in the BJesus?"

Short Stack: oh ya, that's what i meant. good call.

Papa Pancake: shotgun!

Jack in the BJesus by The Hahn's Clock... August 5, 2008

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Jack in the BJesus

a popular american fast food restaurant commonly mistaken as "jack in the box". On further inspection, the "o" and the "x" in the word "box" is actually the Jesus fish. Thus making "Jack in the Box", "Jack in the BJesus"

Short Stack: did you want to grab some food at Jack in the Box? i'm starving!

Papa Pancake: i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with this "Jack in the Box" you are referring to. did you by chance mean, "Jack in the BJesus?"

Short Stack: oh ya, that's what i meant. good call.

Papa Pancake: shotgun!

Jack in the BJesus by The Hahn's Clock... August 2, 2008

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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