Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

by Wandering_Hammer August 02, 2021

Awkward turtle

This is the mascot for an awkward moment.

It is done by placeing your hands on top of each other, and spining your thumbs forward in a circular motion. This creats the creature know as awkward turtle.

Unlike American sign language this actually is the sign for turtle in British sign language.

YOU

"You only get Aids from sexing up monkeys"

PERSON SITTING NEXT TO YOU

"I have Aids"

YOU

"haha awkward turtle"

by kat123xx August 16, 2011

Awkward turtle

Two turtles having sex.

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...

by Flyinnn' Hawiian November 13, 2010

awkward turtle

The animal mascot of the awkward moment.

When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle.

Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle

by Final Attempt September 07, 2005

Awkward Turtle

During an awkward moment, this hand gesture is used to mark the situation as awkward, and, depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward and rotating forward. The speed of the rotating thumbs depends on the degree of awkwardness.

Boy- "I love you."
Girl- "Um...that's cool..."
Boy- *AWKWARD TURTLE*

by <3 curse of curves <3 May 29, 2007

The Awkward Turtle

A sex position in which the woman cocoons herself in a blanket with only her backside sticking out. The man's penis then enters her from behind. A good position while banging an ugly chick.

Paul found Mary very unattractive, but he was horny, so they just did the awkward turtle.

by chemnerd101 September 16, 2009

Awkward Turtle

In real American Sign Language. It means Platypus.

Friend making Awkward Turtle sign.
Friend who knows better: "Platypus?"

by Likitung. December 20, 2008