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awakened simp 

Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid
Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad
awakened simp by Charlie 27 April 8, 2020
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Awakened 

Spiritually aware of the universe and it's direct metaphysical connection to one's own being and the connection it host to all life forces.
It was at the moment I was awakened.
Awakened by Awakened April 4, 2015

Awakened Bahamut 

Average BC player: awakened bahamut can punch the base

Super metal hippo: no

Awakenerosis 

The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.
I really hope Jannis can recover from her Awakenerosis, she’s been looking more tired lately.
Awakenerosis by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Umbra The Awakened 

Umbra, a personality developed by the impact of a severe attack to Kénji Lescara or a cap of emotions overflowing. He Forms as Kénji but with pure black Armor with darker red energy lines, contrary to kénji’s gray and black Armor with lighter red lines. Umbra possesses a much higher base power level that kénji does and is able to use a modified version of Kénji’s Timebreaker form. Umbra’s Personality is nonexistent as he does not have any emotions of feelings especially when killing. Umbra stands the same height as Kénji, being 7’ 6” along with the same hair color. Another difference is the lack of colored pupils, them being black the same color as his sclera. Umbra as the night gets darker his power slowly increases, in shadows his power is increased more than just in nighttime, the darker the shadow the higher is physical and magical powers are. Umbra is a rare occasion as he doesn't show up much, with his time awakened it doesn't last long, one sure way to awaken umbra is for a lunar to appear.

Umbra is immune to any abilities that effect emotions or abilities associated with emotions as he does not possess any emotions. Attempting to anger umbra is not possible either.
"Umbra The Awakened surpasses us in Power in the darkness, get to the light"

Awakened the beast 

A term used after you finally get laid after a long dry spell and now you want endless amount of D or V.
I finally hooked up with that tinder dude last night. He awakened the beast”

AwakenedSTB

Awakened STB wasn't born, he just chose to exist. He doesn't wear watch, he decides what time it is. He doesn't walk, the earth moves underneath him.
Guy 1: hey did you know 'bout AwakenedSTB ??
Guy 2: who wouldn't? he's the type of guy who can figure out how to pause a online game
Guy 1: Amusing, he raised his parents very well
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