When you’re getting a blowjob and your partner suddenly lets loose a burp right on your shaft, adding an unexpected, dirty little tremor brewed in the depths of their gut.
Mate, last night she went down on me and hit me with an Australian Rattlesnake mid-slurp — I nearly ascended.
by Lushbeard December 4, 2025
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