1. One who makes quotes continually about subjects of no interest to others only to make himself seem more intelligent than he actually is.
Knowing the stats of every Laker who was ever drafted to the team including Chic Hearn's birh weight is an austinism.
by Marvine Butler May 25, 2005
brown hair, hazel eyes, he’s funny, he’s easily offended, he’s playful with his friends in a mean way sometimes, he’s generally kind of nice, plays wwe2k19
by ksamueldan June 10, 2019
Video gamer, funny person who will make a sad person smile, Usually friends with An Ethan And collins
my friend is austin
by cv October 16, 2014
a rapid and frequent masterbator who loves to drop it like its hot. also one who has siblings that are more liked than himself. he may usually like anything with a vagina and or anything near a vagina; very homophobic.
wow...he is being so perverted and austin right now.
tell him to cut back on the austin-ness it's making everyone uncomfortable.
tell him to cut back on the austin-ness it's making everyone uncomfortable.
by jessie February 28, 2005
A disorder of getting multiple DWI’s, going to jail for said DWI’s, buying a quarantine dog that shits on the floor, showing up late to work, getting fired after showing up late to work, having a funko pop addiction, living in a midget house, playing the nintendo switch all day, hitting the bong 24/7, taking detox pills every week, acting like the world is against you, and being a cuck.
Friend 1: Man bro, you need to get your shit together and put down the switch and get a job!
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro
by willd75 December 10, 2020
austin is a real douche bag and he always thinks about himself. you may be confused because austin is so hot with his huge muscles and adorable smile but NO he will end up breaking your heart. austin is too immature for relationships and he’s the type of white boy to memorize all the lyrics to rap songs to have a sense of feeling “cool.” austin’s usually break their girlfriends hearts by lying and hiding things from them. they also tend to miss their ex extremely bad and regret breaking up with them months and months after. austin’s are usually just a girls “best friend” but the girls obviously want more but an austin is a major hoe so he turns them down and most likely calls says he thinks of them as his “little sister.” in conclusion an austin is one to be friends with but NOT date and not catch feelings for.
by dabnaenaewoah October 20, 2019
A Mutation similar to autism:
lack of total brain activity(yet somehow manages to live?). someone who cannot spell "a" or add 0+0. you can tell when someone is suffering from austinism when you proof read their emails and find that not even spell check has a damn clue what is being typed... or when they speak to you and you think you are in an episode of "Life goes on"(see Corkey).
this disease is highly contagious, can be passed on sexually, airborne, physical contact, or the dreaded "conversation with one of THEM", or by simply sitting on the same toilet seat. also- one can be born with austinism ie: mom or dad had "IT" or mom consumed large amounts of weed, booze, or any other drugs.
Good news; there is a cure for this affliction. though school can do little to help the infected, death is the easiest cure. austinism can be slowly decreased simply by keeping the infected ones constantly dipping tobacco or sleeping at their desks. no drug with the ability to cure has yet be submitted to the FDA.
lack of total brain activity(yet somehow manages to live?). someone who cannot spell "a" or add 0+0. you can tell when someone is suffering from austinism when you proof read their emails and find that not even spell check has a damn clue what is being typed... or when they speak to you and you think you are in an episode of "Life goes on"(see Corkey).
this disease is highly contagious, can be passed on sexually, airborne, physical contact, or the dreaded "conversation with one of THEM", or by simply sitting on the same toilet seat. also- one can be born with austinism ie: mom or dad had "IT" or mom consumed large amounts of weed, booze, or any other drugs.
Good news; there is a cure for this affliction. though school can do little to help the infected, death is the easiest cure. austinism can be slowly decreased simply by keeping the infected ones constantly dipping tobacco or sleeping at their desks. no drug with the ability to cure has yet be submitted to the FDA.
by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008