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Auntie Iya 

Auntie Iya is an entity of unknown origin and hidden godly prowess that appears to take on the form of a large, saggy, overweight middle-aged woman who wears an oversized blue blouse and dark blue pants . Most of the time, she has a dull expression plastered on her face, but despite such lack of expressions, her extremely sexual nature drives her; whenever she gets excited she starts to produce these low frequency moans "hmmmm" and starts being a big creepy pervert. Despite having both sex organs, most of what she thinks of is just being able to place her futanari penis inside someone, or somewhere, at almost any given moment. She is incredibly unhygienic and has extreme body odor, as she has no regard for anything else but her ungodly desires and will do ANYTHING to achieve them. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS WRONG, SHE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING WRONG IN THIS WORLD
Yassicussy: (In a phone call) SHELL, OUR NEIGHBORHOOD`S UNDER QUARANTINE BECAUSE THEY SPOTTED THAT MONSTER AUNTIE IYA
Shellena: Omg...That is is extremely horrifying...I pray for all of us here.... I hope she-
Auntie Iya: Hope she does what, Shelley? hmhmhmhmhm~
Shellena: OMGGGG!!!!!!! AAAA- *phone call ends*
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026