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Auntie Iya 

Auntie Iya is an entity of unknown origin and hidden godly prowess that appears to take on the form of a large, saggy, overweight middle-aged woman who wears an oversized blue blouse and dark blue pants . Most of the time, she has a dull expression plastered on her face, but despite such lack of expressions, her extremely sexual nature drives her; whenever she gets excited she starts to produce these low frequency moans "hmmmm" and starts being a big creepy pervert. Despite having both sex organs, most of what she thinks of is just being able to place her futanari penis inside someone, or somewhere, at almost any given moment. She is incredibly unhygienic and has extreme body odor, as she has no regard for anything else but her ungodly desires and will do ANYTHING to achieve them. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS WRONG, SHE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING WRONG IN THIS WORLD
Yassicussy: (In a phone call) SHELL, OUR NEIGHBORHOOD`S UNDER QUARANTINE BECAUSE THEY SPOTTED THAT MONSTER AUNTIE IYA
Shellena: Omg...That is is extremely horrifying...I pray for all of us here.... I hope she-
Auntie Iya: Hope she does what, Shelley? hmhmhmhmhm~
Shellena: OMGGGG!!!!!!! AAAA- *phone call ends*
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