A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
by CallMeCrimson44 June 21, 2022
by Peter Talking Backwards July 11, 2020
A Aunty who’d love you to the moon and back, give great advice, loves you for you and understands everything about you. Even if she doesn’t she’ll try and that doesn’t stop her from loving you.
by MotherMushroom November 23, 2021
Large Aboriginal Women
A Elder of her Mob
Has never owned a house
Is on Centrelink
-$10 in debt to the White Dogs
Is a Raging Alcoholic and Sexual Predator
"Me and my mob"
A Elder of her Mob
Has never owned a house
Is on Centrelink
-$10 in debt to the White Dogs
Is a Raging Alcoholic and Sexual Predator
"Me and my mob"
"Oi Auntie Paula"
by Auntie Paula July 30, 2022
Where a parent's sister lavishes attention/resources on the person's impressionable youngster, causing said toddler to become selfish and demanding.
There is no known "antidote" for the effects of "auntie-dote" on a child --- once a kiddo has a taste of "the good life", his expectations/desires become permanently "stretched" or "expanded", and then he'll never again be content with just mediocre/Spartan lifestyle-choices.
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
What an auntie lyn
by MrNoodle June 2, 2018
by arsmed September 19, 2022