Aunt Carol

Aunt Carol is that one Cocaine Aunt of the family. She goes to restaurants, orders the most expensive thing on the menu, says she only came here for the atmosphere, then makes someone else pay. She also has exactly 1 fake boob, and likes to show it off to people at inappropriate times. Finally, if she hosts a cookout, she'll make it a potluck but force everyone to use her recipes.

John: Hey how was the cookout?

Bob: It was wild... my aunt is such an Aunt Carol

Aunt Carol by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021

Aunt Carol

Similar to an "Uncle Ted", except an "Aunt Carol" usually has nothing to do, so she calls up people and gets in 5 hour long phone conversations with them.

Husband: "Honey I'm home!... Jesus, are you still on the phone?!"

Wife: "Yes I've been on since 8AM! She is such an Aunt Carol!"

Aunt Carol by Illu Sionist January 8, 2008