Aunt Carol

Aunt Carol is that one Cocaine Aunt of the family. She goes to restaurants, orders the most expensive thing on the menu, says she only came here for the atmosphere, then makes someone else pay. She also has exactly 1 fake boob, and likes to show it off to people at inappropriate times. Finally, if she hosts a cookout, she'll make it a potluck but force everyone to use her recipes.

John: Hey how was the cookout?

Bob: It was wild... my aunt is such an Aunt Carol

Aunt Carol by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021

Aunt Carol

Similar to an "Uncle Ted", except an "Aunt Carol" usually has nothing to do, so she calls up people and gets in 5 hour long phone conversations with them.

Husband: "Honey I'm home!... Jesus, are you still on the phone?!"

Wife: "Yes I've been on since 8AM! She is such an Aunt Carol!"

Aunt Carol by Illu Sionist January 8, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008