Attwending 

The same definition as "Attending" but just cute.

-Thank you for attwending
-Will you be attwening the event?

Attwending by Attwending February 22, 2024

attending-level car 

an automobile (Mercedes SLR, Ferrari Enzo, Lamborghini Gallardo, etc) costing as much as a house, purchased when the debt-ladden physician-in-training finally obtained his/her license as an attending physician, hence just enough cash to burn for a show car.

This phrase is usually used by a young single male medical student to remind himself of the bright but distant future, when his present involves no presitge, no girlfriends, and no cash-money

med student cire: man, i looked like an idiot when my attending pimped me about 2 biochemical pathyways, 3 rare hereditary diseases, and the brachial plexus, also, i couldnt answer 1/3 of final exam questions today, and 14 skinny blonde chicks rejected my sexual advances.

medical student gnohz: don't worry, when you finally get your attending-level car, the universe will correct itself.

attending-level car by MinDsnatch June 3, 2009

Attending a Nuisance Party 

A bullshit law/ticket made up for police to hand out to anybody that is at a party considered to be a "nuisance", primarily in college towns. It takes money from college students, who don't have money anyways, so that the police can meet their quota.

In Big Rapids, MI, over 75 people recieved an "attending a nuisance party" ticket at 409 Michigan. It cost $115!

Attending a Nuisance Party by NuisancePartier April 24, 2006

maybe attending 

Facebookeese for "there is no chance in hell that I would ever even consider coming to your event, but I do not wish to appear to be a douchebag by outright rejecting your invitation, so I will instead pretend that I might be there."

Notification: You've been invited to a gay orgy!
You: Wow. I'm not gay and I would never go to an orgy. *clicks maybe attending*

maybe attending by LRay is King April 17, 2011

Attending A Magic Course 

Attending a Magic Course:
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship

Oh my God, he's so clearly magic coursin on her...

Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........

Attending A Magic Course by Rev D July 3, 2009

snoop dogg intern/resident/attending 

a doctor in scrubs who looks suspicously like snoop dogg, wants to know where his hoes at and wishes people would call him by his real name rodney

snoop dogg intern/resident/attending:"i wish people would call me rodney"

snoop dogg intern/resident/attending by pills fo life December 29, 2010

attending some business 

It basically means I was masturbating or am about to masturbate

I gotta go I have some business I have to attend to or Sorry I was attending some business

attending some business by W3ABOO November 14, 2018