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Attrition Logic

A distorted form of reasoning that underpins attrition argumentation, where the “logic” is that persistence, volume, and the ability to outlast the opponent are the primary measures of correctness. Attrition logic holds that if you can keep asking questions forever, the opponent’s eventual silence proves your point. It treats exhaustion as evidence, endurance as insight. It also includes meta‑rules: “a claim not proven to an impossible standard is false,” “a single unaddressed corner case invalidates the whole argument,” and “the person who stops engaging first admits defeat.” Attrition logic is not about truth; it is about designing a game the opponent cannot win.
Example: “He didn’t care about her sources; his attrition logic said that if he demanded enough clarifications, she would eventually give up, and that would mean he was right.”

Attrition Logical System

A quasi‑formal system of reasoning that enshrines attrition tactics as legitimate logical moves. In this system, “proof” is not a matter of evidence but of endurance: a proposition is considered established if the proponent can withstand all attacks without quitting, and an argument is valid if it forces the opponent into silence. The system’s rules include: infinite regress is permitted (each answer may be challenged by a further question), burden of proof is permanently assigned to one side, and any failure to respond within an arbitrary time limit counts as a concession. While no serious logician endorses it, attrition logic systems operate de facto in many online flamewars.

Example: “The subreddit’s unwritten rules followed an attrition logical system: the person who replied last after 50 exchanges was declared the winner, regardless of content.”
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