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Atomic Shit 

A large shit that makes a nuclear explosion of biblical proportions causing vaporizing of all matter within 200 yds following the pinching off a monstrous turd.
Detective: Why is this house vaporized, Fire Chief?
Fire Chief: Well sir, it looks like we have another case of an Atomic Shit this week.
Detective: I suspect someone within the household visited a spicy, Mexican restaurant within the past 24 hours.
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Atomic Shit 

When one hangs from the top of a restroom stall over the toilet and deficates, releasing a death bomb of fecal matter that creates a title wave physically impossible to contain in even the best toilets.
The Atomic Shit is every school janitor's worst enemy.
Atomic Shit by EZEZ March 5, 2009

Atomic shit 

A shit excreted by the asshole of someone hanging from the ceiling rafters of a shower house landing perfectly in a toilet bowl.
Oh my gawd he just successfully took an atomic shit. What a legend!
Atomic shit by Savage legend 123 August 10, 2018

Atomic shit ton 

Probably an assload of metric shit tons. The only way to tell about the shit in life that is beyond your normal imagined understanding.

shit tonmetric shit tonass loadholy shitshit
Galen & Patrick have an atomic shit ton of shit to learn about.
Atomic shit ton by tmshlp October 24, 2014

Atomic Shitten 

A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.

A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.

Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A heavily sedated Daley Tom lay motionless following his double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’

‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026