Astrophobe 

The shit.

When I was little, I used to think the teletubbies were astrophobe!

Astrophobe by KCKD October 30, 2010

Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.

"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."

Shit-astrophe by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

Astrohoe 

Someone who is a hoe for astrology

She’s always asking people what their sun sign is, she’s such an astrohoe.

Astrohoe by nikm100 February 8, 2020

Astrophotographer 

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.

" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1

Astrophotographer by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021

Atrophobia 

The fear of losing hard-earned muscle mass.

He eats the minute he wakes up and never misses a workout because he is scared of entering a catabolic state, he has a major case of atrophobia.

Atrophobia by DAW81 June 13, 2011

astraphobia

Astraphobia, also known as astrapophobia, brontophobia, keraunophobia, or tonitrophobia is an abnormal fear of thunder and lightning, a type of specific phobia. It is a treatable phobia that both humans and animals can develop.

Boy: Do you think thunderstorms are cool?
Girl: Don’t talk about thunderstorms, I have astraphobia!

astraphobia by Midnight dreams12 June 24, 2018

Astrophotography 

Photographing the sky, most often the stars and the galaxy but also auroras and other galaxies far away, usually with special equipment.

Jim's really into astrophotography isn't he?

Astrophotography by MrDankYT January 22, 2020