Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by reading your morning bowel movement.
by Alexisycho January 11, 2012
A person (can be of nondescript gender) who takes astrology, tarot, and other modern-day forms of eclectic mysticism extremely seriously, often rejecting some forms of science. They believe the ideologies in which they partake to be fact.
Girl 1: Are you gonna ask her to join our group science project?
Girl 2: No way, she's an astrology girl.
Girl 2: No way, she's an astrology girl.
by harkerpants April 22, 2022
A heteronormative belief system that categorizes men into a hierarchy that determines their societal status. The higher you are on the pyramid, the more masculine, confident, and "better with girls" you become. Men at the bottom of the pyramid are viewed as submissive to men at the top.
Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."
If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."
If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
Brian: "Bro, I might not be an alpha but I swear I'm like a sigma male bro."
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"
by bigbrianedindividual August 17, 2021
Astrology Passage,
1) Israel, listen to what Yahweh says to you,
2) Yahweh says, "Do not learn the customs of the pagans. Do not be concerned about astrological signs like the pagans are."
1) Israel, listen to what Yahweh says to you,
2) Yahweh says, "Do not learn the customs of the pagans. Do not be concerned about astrological signs like the pagans are."
by Herbert W. Armstrong III June 14, 2009
An Astrology Girl is very different from someone who likes Astrology, or an Astrologer.
Astrology girls generally consist of bright dyed hair, shaved eyebrows, shitty music taste and being a communist. (These don't always apply, so don't let your guard down)
they are usually VERY anal about knowing your star sign and always think they're in the right. no matter what.
Astrology girls generally consist of bright dyed hair, shaved eyebrows, shitty music taste and being a communist. (These don't always apply, so don't let your guard down)
they are usually VERY anal about knowing your star sign and always think they're in the right. no matter what.
"What's your star sign?"
"Aquarius"
"I knew it! you seemed like such an Aquarius!"
"I'm actually a Capricorn." (stupid Astrology Girl)
"Aquarius"
"I knew it! you seemed like such an Aquarius!"
"I'm actually a Capricorn." (stupid Astrology Girl)
by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021
this breed of human is the most if not the MOST toxic people on the planet they will determine your persona based off your ZODIAC SIGN... also they will break up with you based off our sign to witch is total BS and they base there whole life around there SIGN to the point where its not funny like if someone is a Scorpio for example THEY WILL BASE THERE WHOLE IDENTITY OFF THE SIGN!!
(a perfectly random kid) YOU JUST F*CKING KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY!!
(the Astrology Girl) Oh sorry I'm just being a Scorpio.
(the Astrology Girl) Oh sorry I'm just being a Scorpio.
by Shpooks June 12, 2023
I read my daily horoscope today. It said in terms of astrological cooking that my zodiac sign required me to make pan seared tuna for dinner today.. I did just that.
by Sexydimma September 4, 2022