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Astrology Girl 

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Usually a 14-20 something year old girl who believes the alignment of the stars dictates everything about them.

They are some of the most toxic people on the planet and use their sign as an excuse/justification
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST RAN OVER A FAMILY
Astrology Girl: Did I? I’m such an Aquarius
Astrology Girl by Icy96 November 20, 2022
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Astrology Girl 

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A person (can be of nondescript gender) who takes astrology, tarot, and other modern-day forms of eclectic mysticism extremely seriously, often rejecting some forms of science. They believe the ideologies in which they partake to be fact.
Girl 1: Are you gonna ask her to join our group science project?
Girl 2: No way, she's an astrology girl.
Astrology Girl by harkerpants April 22, 2022
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Astrology Girl 

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An Astrology Girl is very different from someone who likes Astrology, or an Astrologer.
Astrology girls generally consist of bright dyed hair, shaved eyebrows, shitty music taste and being a communist. (These don't always apply, so don't let your guard down)
they are usually VERY anal about knowing your star sign and always think they're in the right. no matter what.
"What's your star sign?"

"Aquarius"
"I knew it! you seemed like such an Aquarius!"
"I'm actually a Capricorn." (stupid Astrology Girl)
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Astrology Girl 

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this breed of human is the most if not the MOST toxic people on the planet they will determine your persona based off your ZODIAC SIGN... also they will break up with you based off our sign to witch is total BS and they base there whole life around there SIGN to the point where its not funny like if someone is a Scorpio for example THEY WILL BASE THERE WHOLE IDENTITY OFF THE SIGN!!
(a perfectly random kid) YOU JUST F*CKING KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY!!
(the Astrology Girl) Oh sorry I'm just being a Scorpio.
Astrology Girl by Shpooks June 12, 2023
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Astrology Girl 

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the person that will not except you in a relationship because of your star alignment and will base your personality on your "sign" and is one of the most toxic breeds of human you will see they will also have crystals, posters, gems, and worst of all CARDS if you are looking for a girlfriend STSAY AWAY FROM ASTROLOGY GIRLS
(astrology girl) ok we will find out your sign based of your DOB and that will determine your personality for the rest of your life
(the random kid) PARDON ME
Astrology Girl by Shpooks June 12, 2023
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Astrology Sign Girl 

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That one blonde biotch that always says everything is because of her astrology like shut up Becca no one fucking cares.
Becca:
*Wrecks Car*

Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her

Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it

Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life

News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.
Astrology Sign Girl by shickhydrocutme September 28, 2020
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