Astor

Sexy man who loves video games soccer, tennis and rubbing chests. He is kinda lonely and somehow single. If you meet an Astor, take him to bed immediately.

Will: “damn it so hot in here, Astor must be nearby”

by TotallynotAstor November 24, 2021

astor

Amazing woman who wears glasses. Loves cats and making soup.

Wow, who made this soup? Astor did!

by 493dog_. October 17, 2020

Astor's Pet Horse

Way over-dressed for whatever occasion is at hand.

"Myra looks like Astor's Pet Horse in that hat and high heels at the picnic."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Astor x thoma

Astor (amazing bff) shipped with genshin impact character thoma

“Omg do u ship Astor x thoma ???”
“Ya”

by secret shhhhhhhhhhhhh October 08, 2021

rowan astor

the most fucking emo man EVER from underrated gay fantasy musical the art of pleasing princes written by mel hornyak and composed by elliot valentine lee

person 1: oh my god that guy is such a rowan astor!
person 2: ok bro. youre acoustic. stop referencing art of pleasing princes. BUT TRUE.

by ambrosebassford November 09, 2023

Astor x thoma

My bff Astor shipped with the character thoma from genshin impact bc why not

Omg do u ship Astor x thoma
Ya I do it’s so cool

by secret shhhhhhhhhhhhh September 11, 2021