Asthma kid 

Adjective typically used to describe someone who is overly fragile, both emotionally and physically.
Asthma kids are usually spotted with oversized polo shirts, bowl cuts, generic walmart jeans and of course, an inhaler.

Man 1: Yo, why is Jason crying this time?
Man 2: Cuz he got a C in chemistry
Man 1: Lol, he an asthma kid

Asthma kid by Cuckloader May 15, 2016

Fat Kid Asthma 

Fat Kid Asthma is when someone runs a short distance, but is hella winded half way through.

Often can be seen breathing heavily after walking up the stairs and running one lap around the gym, stop and just start wheezing.

-Running the mile is a quarter way through one lap-

Kid- -Wheezes- HOLY SHIT THIS FAT KID ASTHMA IS FUCKING ME UP!!!!!

Fat Kid Asthma by Troublepaws October 2, 2018

Asthmaids 

Hardcore unprotected sex with an infected partner for too long and hard where your breathing becomes problematic and the development of asthma and other respiratory illness is inevitable. It is the combination of Aids and Asthma, tending to be most common in lesser developed countries.

I went to the doctor today and was diagnoased with asthmaids, oh shit. No more sex for me.

Asthmaids by XgongiveittoyaJC August 19, 2010