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Asthma kid

Adjective typically used to describe someone who is overly fragile, both emotionally and physically.
Asthma kids are usually spotted with oversized polo shirts, bowl cuts, generic walmart jeans and of course, an inhaler.
Man 1: Yo, why is Jason crying this time?
Man 2: Cuz he got a C in chemistry
Man 1: Lol, he an asthma kid
by Cuckloader May 15, 2016
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Fat Kid Asthma

Fat Kid Asthma is when someone runs a short distance, but is hella winded half way through.

Often can be seen breathing heavily after walking up the stairs and running one lap around the gym, stop and just start wheezing.
-Running the mile is a quarter way through one lap-

Kid- -Wheezes- HOLY SHIT THIS FAT KID ASTHMA IS FUCKING ME UP!!!!!
by Troublepaws October 2, 2018
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