Assumative 

To be assuming all the time.

Dont be so assumative!

Assumative by taylorsaurus December 3, 2011

Assamassadopholus 

Assamassadopholus is anything the user wants it to be, or means anything the user wants it to mean.

ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user

its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe

Teacher: whats the name of the 5th planet out from the sun?

Student: umm, assamassadopholus

Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter

Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!

Assamassadopholus by Layles February 24, 2009

assmask 

Main entry: assmask
Pronunciation: 'as-'mask
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French masque, from Old Italian maschera; and Middle English, from Old English assa, probably from Old Irish asan, from Latin asinus

2: One who has his/her head so far up up his/her ass, said ass is being worn as a mask

A more asstacular example of an asshat

assmask by disSanFranchised November 18, 2004

assmass 

someone who has an incredibly large ass....a huge booty shaker, more ass than person

Her assmass is beyond calculation!

assmass by badback9 October 30, 2011

assmason 

One who specializes in assmasonry.

see: asshat, dipshit, moron, idiot, etc.

"God dammit, Chris is such a fucking assmason."

"I don't wanna hear it, assmason."

assmason by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004

assmaster 

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

assmaster by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

assmaster 

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.

Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.

assmaster by cartman69 March 30, 2005