assmask

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Main entry: assmask
Pronunciation: 'as-'mask
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French masque, from Old Italian maschera; and Middle English, from Old English assa, probably from Old Irish asan, from Latin asinus

2: One who has his/her head so far up up his/her ass, said ass is being worn as a mask

A more asstacular example of an asshat

assmask by disSanFranchised November 18, 2004

Words you can keep

Assmask

When an individual's entire head is up their own ass, instead of just the top, which is commonly referred to as asshat.

Billy's math teacher was being an assmask, unlike his gym teacher, who was just an asshat

Assmask by Ralph Dingus July 24, 2011

Related Words

Assmasking • ass mask • assmaster • assmack • assmaker • assmankey • assmason • assmasonry • Assmaster jackson • Baked Asslaska

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

assgasket by Dylan March 13, 2004

Assbasket

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.

Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.

Assbasket by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007

assmankey

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

assmankey by Glocked April 17, 2005

assmaker

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h

you are being such an assmaker

assmaker by mattalianna April 8, 2017

Ass mask

When you do oral sex to a woman from the back placing your mouth in her vagina and your nose in her ass

ass mask hey Jenny I want an ass mask from rob

Ass mask by Willsituate February 14, 2015

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026