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associate's walk 

When you approach an Associate in a Big Box Store and request directions to an item or a department, the Associate will "guide" you to the location, using a very specific, walk style. They will walk in front of you and their pace is slowed down, similar to being the first car in a motorcade.
I was at the local Kohls and got lost looking for housewares. I asked an associate and they led me to the section. She immediately locked into her associate's walk and I followed like a lemming
associate's walk by BigMac-NC October 24, 2009
Word of the Day on March 21, 2012
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Associate of the Art's 

An Associate of the Art's degree is what a complete moron calls an Associate of Arts Degree because they didn't really go to college and really have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. Not only did they put "the" in front of Arts which leads you to believe they are dumb and stupid, but they also through an apostrophe in between Art and s just to ensure you really know how much of a moron they are.
An associate of the Art's degree, worth about the same as marka.

associate software engineer

A software engineer who's getting paid in peanuts and whose primary responsibilty is to provide fellatory favors to middle and upper management.
Don't worry about cleaning those beer bottles up, thats why we hire associate software engineers.

Associate status 

A person with in a group who is not equal to the rest of the group as he/she separates themselves when the bill or check comes to the tables. He/She pays exactly what what was ordered instead of realizing they were part of an outing (birthday dinner or celebration) and should at least pay a fraction more then what they ordered since you are here for a celebration for another individual. They consider themselves friends but when it comes to paying for others they are alone as they don't buy drinks or rounds of drinks for the rest of the group (pending in the outing of course). They have a separate tap from the rest of the group. Always the first one to look at the tap (bill, check) to separate the math on what they ordered. Exclude other individuals when pertaining to an outing.
Damn, look a Marisa! I can't believe we invited her and shes not willing to put in extra money for Ron's birthday dinner? Why should he (Ron) pay if we are here celebrating his birthday? She is definitely associate status from this point forward. Oh my God, is she really taking out coins as well?
Associate status by The Elected 1 January 15, 2012

anatomical sales associate 

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

anatomical sales associate 

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable with soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

Professional Yard Sale Associate 

A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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