assim

horny ass hoe

assim is a dick

assim by UnircornSupporter March 18, 2019

assim

A shortened version of the saying "Thats Him"

"Oi Joe, I scored a goal today"

"assim Dug assim bah"

assim by Duggity July 17, 2016

Assim

Assim is a handsome man with a good heart! He is an outgoing person and loves to bring others to laugh. He is a funny man and laughs way too hard to his own jokes. He is passionated in all the things he loves. His mind works fast and practical and there is no problem that he cannot solve. Everyone needs an Assim in their lives.

I love Assim.

Assim by TeacherLehrer November 21, 2021

‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.

Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly

‘Celebratory’ Assembly by Gwendolenalexia July 30, 2012

Assiest 

Any woman's butt that's clearly larger than the other women around her

Man!, the home girl Cherokee is the Assiest.

Assiest by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015

asimina

the name of the best person i have ever met in my entire life. she is the sweetest most respectful girl you will ever meet. and if you run across an asimina then you know you are running across the greatest girl in the world. and if by chance you happen to catch her heart never let it go and never ever injure it.

Always do what you feel is right Asimina.

asimina by sorrymoobah September 25, 2011

covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.

Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?

covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020