assholeness 

to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole

-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.

assholeness by hate you November 5, 2007

assholiness 

The act of being a glorified asshole.

A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!

"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"

Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!

assholiness by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010

assholiness 

The state or quality of being an asshole.

My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.

assholiness by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

assholiness 

assholiness is a state of being most exhibited by politicians and mass media windbags

Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.

assholiness by J Snow February 5, 2010

pope of assholiness 

A term used to describe someone that brings being an a-hole to an other worldly level, or is the biggest a-hole you have ever met.

Man that guy is the biggest a-hole ever, I mean he really takes the cake!
Yeah, he's the pope of assholiness!

pope of assholiness by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) December 3, 2010

assholiness 

A grade A, highest ranking asshole

"Your wish is my command your assholiness"

assholiness by bwitchu March 15, 2004

Assholelisity 

The degree of one's assholeness, referenced in degree or percfentage

That guy has a high degree of assholelisity; Her assholelisity index is 100%

Assholelisity by jbyrd December 13, 2006