assbanger

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

by Flapdoodle May 19, 2003

assbang

multiple anal penetrations from multiple partners within a given period of copulation.

denise lupo took the assbang like a champ.

by dekser March 21, 2004

assbang

Don't drop the soap.

Oops i dropped the soap oooooooooohhhhh

by J_Rock January 19, 2004

nigerian assbang

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me

Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

flaming assbang

One who has achieved the status of being an ultimate douchbag. This person does not know how to cuss, engage in physical combat, or know how to approach the opposite sex. A person who has been called this name should have their testicles removed surgically.

Man, Ryan seriously is a flaming assbang. I'm gonna remove his nuts while he sleeps.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.

Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know

by Grandpa assbanger August 22, 2013