Ass missile

Someone who won't allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.

"Dude, What an Ass Missile, they totally wanted to fuck his brains out and he was acting like a total ass missile."

Ass missile by Henry and Jeffery nip January 18, 2010

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Ass Missile

Very Large Suppository

I went to the doctor with an ulcer and he prescribed me this giant bottle of Ass Missiles.

Ass Missile by Silent Bob March 11, 2003

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Ass Missile • Surface to ass missile • Ass Missles • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass blaster • ass water

Surface to ass missile

When one flushes the toilet and the water splashes on your ass.

John took a crap and flushed, only to have a surface to ass missile right on his rear.

Surface to ass missile by j4991 November 20, 2011

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Ass Missles

violent and painful poop with spherical that comes out of the anus at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the anus of any remaining poop residue

Alec: I'm about to launch some serious ass missles

Eric: Don't get water on the floor man. I'm paranoid my parents might notice

Ben: It will be the shit of the century.

Ass Missles by Diabetus1 August 6, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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