Ass blasting

When you get massive amounts of diarrhea coming out your anus.

Omg I can't stop pooping I think I'm ass blasting the toilet seat

by Friction_123howdy February 21, 2015

Ass blasting

Ass blasting (verb), is the act of going up to someone and giving that person something that was coming their way. It could be anything, as long as they had it coming.

"Hey I'm going to be upfront, we're going to have anal sex."
"Are you ass blasting me right now? I've had this romantic night of butt fucking heading my way for days."
"Yeah, and you're welcome."

by Swooby Booby September 08, 2018

Ass blasting

Pretty Simple, when a man shoots a massive skeet during anal intercourse.

"I was ass blasting that bitch last night!"

by CheekyDogz69 August 01, 2018

ass blast

A mega firey fart

Dude. My ass blast was painful

by Nitro March 02, 2003

ass blast

Speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.

I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Ass Blasting

A grossly obnoxious overcharging for a product that is worth severely less that what you are paying for it.

5 bucks for this can of Arizona Ice Tea!! What an Ass Blasting!

by skotobasilio February 04, 2009

Ass Blasting

Aggressively flatulating.

I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.

by The spagnetti master! June 13, 2016