Baxter made such an ass trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his anus; that mutha fucka stank
by Stephen Siciliano January 17, 2004
A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.
The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.
by Lanosaurus! January 15, 2005
Someone who continues to forcefully argue an opinion in the face of overwhelming facts to the contrary.
by SnarkyShark December 3, 2018
by Shiro Wullong June 14, 2004
Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.
"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.
by JohannFarley November 14, 2014
by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006
After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.
by dj power punch October 17, 2020