Ass Pube 

A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person.

Dude, she only weighs 220 pounds, stop being an Ass Pube and take one for the team!

Ass Pube by Mr HJL January 20, 2008

Ass Pube 

A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person Etymologists rank an Ass Pube precisely between Douche Nozzle and Fuck Stick on the Endicott Peckerwood Scale (EDS)

Dude ... don't be such an ass pube ... just take one for the team!

Oh for fuck sake .... stop being such an ASS pube.

Ass Pube by Mr HJL January 9, 2009

ass pube net 

When you poop but forget to wipe, the poo dries stuck to the hairs on your butt, forming a sort of net.

My borther never wipes after going poopy. You should see his ass pube net.

ass pube net by spikeboy April 19, 2004

Pube sniffin' ass lickin' cock knocker 

Tyler Thompson of Winnebago, Minnesota. Yes, we all know he's a fag. Just messin' T-squared!

Tyler is a pube sniffing, ass licking, cock knocker, and he knows it.

Pube sniffin' ass lickin' cock knocker by bauerbuilt July 7, 2004

braided ass pubes 

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

braided ass pubes by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

Ass pubes 

The patch of pubes that chases your asshole from your balls. Sometimes can form an ass pube net with poop.

I shaved my ass pubes, now my browneye is bleeding.

Ass pubes by Fatty McFatfat November 10, 2003

Ass pubes 

Hair located on the taint of a man or a woman.

She wanted anal, but I wouldn't do it because she had ass pubes.

Ass pubes by TheIndieFilmMaker January 23, 2010