ass nuts

when a guy moons someone and the other person can see his nuts hangin down, so it looks like ass nuts

did you see joey's ass nuts when he mooned us?

ass nuts by ball zack October 7, 2005

ass nuts

when a man bends over with or without a banana hammock on and you can see his ass n nuts

man why you bending over showing me your ass nuts n shit

ass nuts by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2009

ass nuts

Dingleberries/hemmoroids.Anything dangling from the ass region.

My ass nuts are killin' me today.

ass nuts by Tri-State dumb asses January 31, 2008

Ass Nuts

(adj) super crazy

"Consumers are going ass nuts over this content."

Ass Nuts by WhatIsForeverAnyways December 18, 2018

Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

Ass Nuts by Billy1298 January 9, 2024

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy 

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!

black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
...
Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy by Mace May 5, 2006

my nuts in your ass

The only acceptable sexual practice.

person 1: my nuts in your ass
person 2: let's make it happen!

my nuts in your ass by YeetSwede March 10, 2023