Ass ice 

Toilet paper that is put in the fridge before use, in the intent it will cool ones asshole and cheeks while wiping.

I got home from work after a long hot day, I went to the fridge to grab my ass ice and cool down while taking a poop.

Ass ice by toilet pro September 2, 2011

Ass Ice 

Add Ice...grabbing ice out of a glass of ice water to give to your girlfriend because she is thirsty after you have had a finger up her ass.

Honey, did you just give me Ass Ice with your ass fingers?!

Ass Ice by hugeneck February 2, 2017

ass ice cream cone 

The <3 commmonly used on AIM or blogs to represent a heart. (Does it not look like an ice cream cone full of ass?) Triple scoops and double scoops indicate lotsa love.

I ass ice cream cone you

You are a double scoop of ass ice cream cone

ass ice cream cone by NeenaNika September 2, 2008

Cringe ass ice age baby 

The baby from ice age that deserves to be launched into a volcano.😡 At least he 🅱️ Vibin’ doe

Oh shit it’s the cringe ass ice age baby! We must arrange the sacrifice!

Cringe ass ice age baby by Communist Squidward February 22, 2020

Ice Cream Ass Ache

The intense pain immediately following hyperkinetic anal penetration from a DQ Buster Bar. This is usually administered as punishment for any number of wrongdoings. Obviously no lube is administered to the receiver in order to facilitate maximum pain.

Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.

Ice Cream Ass Ache by Dale Johnson December 23, 2007

Black ice my ass 

An anal wreckage you don't see coming. Named because actual black ice is invisible, and often wrecks your car.

Guy: "You ready for this?"

Girl: "Black ice my ass!"

Black ice my ass by Lncnmark8 December 16, 2008