Ass gleeking is an involuntary action that causes a person to drop a slight terd, with no force as would be expected in a Shard. Typically happens after a swim or eating Taco Bell.
"Mmm that volcano taco was great. What's this little grease spot on my seat, don't tell me I just ass gleeked?"
by chadeo12 June 4, 2009
Get the Ass Gleek mug.A Shit Ass Geek (SAG) is an athlete who is either ill-equipped for their sport or wears impractical clothing. A SAG outfit usually consists of board shorts, polo (or wifebeater if you're ghetto), a headband and runners/flipflops. If someone is recognized as a SAG, it is generally assumed that they are not very skilled at the sport, though there are rare exceptions.
Shit Ass Geek: I am so cool i styled my hair this morning and i am wearing runners and long board shorts while playing racquet sports. i am pro.
(chinky accent)
* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*
(chinky accent)
* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*
by johnmagicson December 7, 2009
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