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Ass Crack Fever 

Catching a nasty STD from anal sex. Usually from a filthy whore or or prostitute.
What is it doc? I feel horrible and I think my cock is going to rot off.

Have you had anal?
Yes.

Was he or she clean?
No. She was a street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to clap them cheeks. Wouldn’t you?
Ummmm. No. That’s nasty. You have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.
Ass Crack Fever by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020
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ass crack fever 

When you don't wipe well after a poo, and you get the itchies.
Heather didn't wipe well enough, leaving her with ass crack fever.
ass crack fever by ceav March 3, 2017

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026