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Ass Canned 

v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.
Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."
Ass Canned by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008
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canned ass

when your ass is so nice it could be canned and sold
like canned peaches
canned ass by zserh November 16, 2005
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canned ass

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.
we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.
canned ass by yetti April 7, 2003

Canned Ass

Nickname for a pale skinned, parasitic, liberal twot. She is a ho, if you have the dough. Don't fall hard for her after you pump a load in her snapper, she has a habit of jumping from guy to guy in a heartbeat. I would also like to add that she gives lousy blow jobs(so-I have been told).
*See: Candace In Brockport/Ghettos-ville Rochester.
Canned Ass by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004

assbanned 

To be banned from a vBulletin forum by your class C IP address range.

ie you post something naughty under 192.168.32.145 and they then ban the whole 192.168.32.x range, causing you to have to change ISP's to repost.
last night I spammed the fuck out of the Harmony Central forums and those fuckers assbanned me on Class C.
assbanned by assmaster May 23, 2004
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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