ass belonker

One who eats from another's ass

Eat penguin shit, you ass belonker

by Blah December 7, 2003

anal-dwelling ass-belonker

One who gets his kicks from bungee-jumping in and out of buttholes; and resides in one's rectum.

Eat Penguin shit! You anal-dwelling ass-belonker...

by NinjahTurtahl November 29, 2010

ass belunker

This word comes from "Ass Spelunking" but is a lighter form of exploration of the anus and it's beautiful depths.

Chris and Colby are dirty ass belunkers.

by XxHoundxX August 30, 2004

Ass Behonker Clown

A type of Clown originated in the east African tundra of northern North Pole. This certain type of Clown has a tendancy to Ass Behonk throught the year as a mating call.

An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.

"wow bob, did you see that Ass Behonker Clown, that was one hell of a behonking we got back there!"

"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbian vagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"

by Nave September 29, 2005

Ass Beloinker

Somebody who enjoys fucking other people in the ass.
also used to indicate a Homosexual
mostly used as an insult, although some pride themselves on being one.

"Fuck off you Ass Beloinker!"

by Lakashnik April 22, 2006

ass-be-lonker

A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.

Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.

by theronkillshobos September 27, 2008

assbelunker

An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.

Gabe is an assbelunker...and a damn good one at that...foo

by greg September 9, 2004