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Asian Tim 

N.- An asian male with a microscopic penis, who lives in the United States of America
"Yo, is that Asian Tim?"
"Yeah man, he has a very small penis!"
Asian Tim by ZachTrap May 22, 2010

Asian Time

The tendency to arrive to an event or occasion 30-60 minutes late.
Schedule Dragon Boat practice at 8:00 not 8:30 because most of the people in our team are running on Asian time.

asian time

The phenomenon of adding 30 minutes to the local (Zulu) time of the observer's location.
During event planning, care must be taken to analyze each party's inherent participation in said phenomenon, adjusting the allotted preset time (+30 minutes) to vary according to transportation, clothing, hygiene, and facial appearance preparations. This can affect arrival times to an event by as much as +45 or reduce the Asian Time to only +15, but never eliminate it.
The primary victim of this phenomenon must consider the implications of Asian Time and the effects of his/her decisions.
We've said to meet up at the cafe at 8am, but I'm guessing they will show up at 0830 because they run on Asian Time.
asian time by The Yo August 6, 2008

asian-time 

to be an hour late from the stated time of arrival
The guys came on asian-time to the movies, so we missed it.
asian-time by Steve Lui August 22, 2003

asian time

when someone lags like a drug dealer when you're really fiending. like t-time.
Johnson always takes forever because he's asian and they have their own thing called 'asian time.'
asian time by whoareyooooou October 15, 2011

asian timothy

This is for timothys that are asian trying to search up their name but all that comes up is some bullshit about a southern accent
omg you seached up timothy and your asian? nah you gotta seach up asian timothy
asian timothy by Master117boss September 5, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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