Asian Tim

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1. When somebody does not know if they are counted as Asian or not.

2. Or, a confused Pacific Islander.

1. This guy's from the Philippines, he's a total Asian Tim.

2. Asian Tims are native to places like Polynesia and Micronesia.

Asian Tim by thatonegirls96 April 15, 2011

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Asian Tim

N.- An asian male with a microscopic penis, who lives in the United States of America

"Yo, is that Asian Tim?"
"Yeah man, he has a very small penis!"

Asian Tim by ZachTrap May 22, 2010

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Asian Time

The tendency to arrive to an event or occasion 30-60 minutes late.

Schedule Dragon Boat practice at 8:00 not 8:30 because most of the people in our team are running on Asian time.

Asian Time by Stereotypical Asian LOL July 27, 2010

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asian time

The phenomenon of adding 30 minutes to the local (Zulu) time of the observer's location.
During event planning, care must be taken to analyze each party's inherent participation in said phenomenon, adjusting the allotted preset time (+30 minutes) to vary according to transportation, clothing, hygiene, and facial appearance preparations. This can affect arrival times to an event by as much as +45 or reduce the Asian Time to only +15, but never eliminate it.
The primary victim of this phenomenon must consider the implications of Asian Time and the effects of his/her decisions.

We've said to meet up at the cafe at 8am, but I'm guessing they will show up at 0830 because they run on Asian Time.

asian time by The Yo August 6, 2008

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asian-time

to be an hour late from the stated time of arrival

The guys came on asian-time to the movies, so we missed it.

asian-time by Steve Lui August 22, 2003

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asian time

when someone lags like a drug dealer when you're really fiending. like t-time.

Johnson always takes forever because he's asian and they have their own thing called 'asian time.'

asian time by whoareyooooou October 15, 2011

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asian timothy

This is for timothys that are asian trying to search up their name but all that comes up is some bullshit about a southern accent

omg you seached up timothy and your asian? nah you gotta seach up asian timothy

asian timothy by Master117boss September 5, 2019

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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