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Common slang used to describe someone of no future plan, and void of happiness.

The person being called an ashir simply has no future and is someone who nobody would like to become in the future.
Friend 1: Hey jack, let's go to the club and get laid man, fuck yeaaah"

Friend 2: I can't man, I'm on pay as you go"

Friend 1: "Stop being an ashir man come on"

Friend 2; Huerrrrggggggggghhhhh.
Ashir by Jackskn11 September 15, 2017
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The act of flaking in the most skillful, obvious manner.
Bro Tim promised to pick me up from the airport but he pulled an ashir again.
Ashir by ish_mael November 29, 2022
a dirty bitch who ball sack stink and has sour balls . he can be a bitch at times and he’s pussy and can’t fight . stay away from him at all all cost because he smells like shit
girl 1 : you smell that ??

girl 2 : i think ashir is coming
Ashir by theyyfw_.ny January 26, 2024
A man of few words who conjures fear in those who hear him speak. An intellectual hellbent on spreading goodness on this here green earth. A man as rare as an ashir is as if you stumbled across a Kyawthuite walking down a crowded city street. This man is an ideal, an attractive man whose jaw can cut diamonds and melt lava. These men have a powress for violence and fighting like no other except for one…..

Notable Ashir’s in history:
Cyrus the Great
Pericles
Genghis khan
Napoleon Bonaparte

Johnny depp
Hernán Cortés
Charlemagne
Achilles the great warrior
“By the God who has created you and me, my boy has grown up to become a man like the great Ashir (06)”

“History has shone its light upon you my dear brother”
Ashir by Naomi Blair February 10, 2024

Dirty Ashir 

When you slurp on a dick so hard, the foreskin gets sucked off and swallowed.
You: Hey, have you seen Daniel?
Guy: Not ever since he did a Dirty Ashir on Gage. He’s been in the hospital because he choked so hard on that thick, yummy foreskin.
Dirty Ashir by QuackyCube April 9, 2022

ashcroftian 

of or relating to ridiculous policies enacted by us attorney general John Ashcroft.
Dude, asking the library for my records is so ashcroftian.
ashcroftian by Mary Burford February 22, 2004
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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