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the biggest machine in the world.Used to describe the best person in the world
your such an ashir
ashir by machineemdu November 7, 2016
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Common slang used to describe someone of no future plan, and void of happiness.

The person being called an ashir simply has no future and is someone who nobody would like to become in the future.
Friend 1: Hey jack, let's go to the club and get laid man, fuck yeaaah"

Friend 2: I can't man, I'm on pay as you go"

Friend 1: "Stop being an ashir man come on"

Friend 2; Huerrrrggggggggghhhhh.
Ashir by Jackskn11 September 15, 2017
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The act of flaking in the most skillful, obvious manner.
Bro Tim promised to pick me up from the airport but he pulled an ashir again.
Ashir by ish_mael November 29, 2022
a dirty bitch who ball sack stink and has sour balls . he can be a bitch at times and he’s pussy and can’t fight . stay away from him at all all cost because he smells like shit
girl 1 : you smell that ??

girl 2 : i think ashir is coming
Ashir by theyyfw_.ny January 26, 2024
A man of few words who conjures fear in those who hear him speak. An intellectual hellbent on spreading goodness on this here green earth. A man as rare as an ashir is as if you stumbled across a Kyawthuite walking down a crowded city street. This man is an ideal, an attractive man whose jaw can cut diamonds and melt lava. These men have a powress for violence and fighting like no other except for one…..

Notable Ashir’s in history:
Cyrus the Great
Pericles
Genghis khan
Napoleon Bonaparte

Johnny depp
Hernán Cortés
Charlemagne
Achilles the great warrior
“By the God who has created you and me, my boy has grown up to become a man like the great Ashir (06)”

“History has shone its light upon you my dear brother”
Ashir by Naomi Blair February 10, 2024

Dirty Ashir 

When you slurp on a dick so hard, the foreskin gets sucked off and swallowed.
You: Hey, have you seen Daniel?
Guy: Not ever since he did a Dirty Ashir on Gage. He’s been in the hospital because he choked so hard on that thick, yummy foreskin.
Dirty Ashir by QuackyCube April 9, 2022

ashcroftian 

of or relating to ridiculous policies enacted by us attorney general John Ashcroft.
Dude, asking the library for my records is so ashcroftian.
ashcroftian by Mary Burford February 22, 2004
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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