Ashe County

The place where hillbillies exist. In some parts, it's like The Hills Have Eyes. Where many relatives sit on their front porches, drink moonshine, and play the banjo. Full of dirty old men and women with 3 teeth. There's nothing else to do here but get knocked up.

Hey man! You wanna go to Ashe County again tonight?? Nah dude, I'm tired of sleeping with my 3rd cousin.

Ashe County by AsheCountian May 27, 2009

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Ashe County High School

1.A place where teenagers go to get their daily fill of unnecessary drama
This drama is usually caused by girls whom are jealous of other girls, and intend to make the lives of many
miserable for no legitimate reason.

If you go there:
Rumors about you can and will be spread.
Lies will be told, straight to your face.

2. Where dreams go to die.

3. Hell

"Hey you guys, you pumped for another exciting day at Ashe County High School?"
" I love going there as much as I love poking my eyeballs with knives."

Ashe County High School by lrlkjaehw September 21, 2011

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Ashe county early college

The type of place you go only if your trying to escape your abusive parents. The principle is the devil and doesn't know what shes doing. It is pretty much equivalent to hell.

You ready to spend a day in hell otherwise known as Ashe county early college

Ashe county early college by homer2004 January 13, 2020

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Ashe County Middle School

Pretty much a prison, just more annoying

"I want to die" -Every kid that's ever gone here, assuming they even got out to tell their story...

Note: "Ashe" is often pronounced as "trash"

"School" also tends to be said as "prison" depending on dialect and social status

Either way, never say it as "Ashe County Middle School," or you'll look like a tourist (or worse, someone who

actually wants to be there)

Ashe County Middle School by ACMS SUCKS November 5, 2018

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Ashe County Middle School

A place where young teenagers go to start drama and/or fights. Usually ends up with multiple short relationships. Has extremely rude teachers.

“Can’t wait to go to Ashe County Middle School tomorrow!”
“Wow! I’d rather stay home and watch musicallys!”

Ashe County Middle School by akajdjdjsj January 8, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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