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Ash magnet 

(n) A person who attracts potheads/smokers. In a social scene, it can refer to the person that lights everyone else up and turns up too hard every time. They often are too smacked to remember anything the next day, but knows their night was lit.
"Do you know Cole? He's such a fuckin' ash magnet."
"Word bruh, those thots literally swarm him for his bogies"
Ash magnet by yung_omlet February 7, 2015
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Someone who attracts people who are assholes.
Derek is such an assmagnet.
assmagnet by JDogg February 4, 2003
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1. Something/someone that attracts asses.
2. A person who does no work in a game, yet who sticks to you, to run in and grab loot while you are busy fighting.
3. Polipugget's level 91 Lord on Diablo II's USWest server.
1. Why must I be surrounded by assholes? What am I, some kind of assmagnet?
2. Fuck off, thieving assmagnet, go get yourself killed.
3. AssMagnet is really strange.
assmagnet by puggles April 17, 2003

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026