Asateaque Share definition Flag An island with wild ponies; how the semi-literate cool kids say it. Formal pronunciation: “Az-ah-teek” “I thought we was going to dat island wif da ponies - wassit called… Asateaque. Yea, dat one”. Asateaque by MustValangry July 8, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Asateaque mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch