Arm Pit Syrup
Arm Pit Syrup is what hot football boys get after a 3-hour practice in long-sleeved shirts, and is often the direct result of the lack deodorant. Although in extreme cases of ARM PIT SYRUP, the deodorant can also contribute to the problem.
It is the thick build up of arm pit sweat and dead skin, mixing together to make a lethal & deadly chemical potion that would kill most normal folk. There are no known cases of someone dying from Arm Pit Syrup, but there are documented cases of people passing out from a good whiff of it.
Also can be known as "Arm Pit Butter," but ARM PIT SYRUP sounds way cooler.
It is the thick build up of arm pit sweat and dead skin, mixing together to make a lethal & deadly chemical potion that would kill most normal folk. There are no known cases of someone dying from Arm Pit Syrup, but there are documented cases of people passing out from a good whiff of it.
Also can be known as "Arm Pit Butter," but ARM PIT SYRUP sounds way cooler.
Example 1: Dustin came home from football practice and messaged his No. 1 Ho, informing her that he was covered in Duck Butter and Arm Pit Syrup. Although his No. 1 Ho thinks it's hot, he took a shower and washed his goodies clean.
Example 2: This armpit syrup of mine is gonna cause heckfire all over town if I don't hop in the shower and get clean!
Example 2: This armpit syrup of mine is gonna cause heckfire all over town if I don't hop in the shower and get clean!
Arm Pit Syrup by Miss Diane November 9, 2008
