The most amazing person you’ve ever met. They know how to help you better than anyone, and say the sweetest things. If you find an arkangel, you are one of the lucky ones.
And arkangel will be one of the most amazing people you’ve ever met. They will make you happy even when you’re broken and I want nothing more than that. If you find your own arkangel, you are one of the lucky ones.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).