Arfjar 

The container used in every house to hold small trinkets, old keys, coins, and other miscellaneous items. The arfjar is usually small enough to be found in a kitchen drawer among other random objects, or on a sideboard in a utility room.

If you can't find enough coins for the kids to take to school, take a look in the arfjar - I think there's a couple of 50 pence pieces in there.

Arfjar by tallblade October 27, 2022

ArfArb 

Someone (usually male, females as well just not as often) that will have sex with any inanimate object that is the color hot pink. Although rare some have been known to go for the color neon orange.

Oh no! Chris is coming over tonight and he is an arfarb! Quick hide the hot pink chair.

ArfArb by Bangin ST January 13, 2022

ArfArb 

Someone that gets sexually excited by things of a specific color. Often hot pink.

At my appointment today, Dr. Chris told me I may be an arfarb. It is true that when I’m around things that are hot pink I get hot and horny.

ArfArb by Bangin ST January 13, 2022

Arfarfanarf 

a blundering drunk, commonly found in college towns.

The arfarfanarf stumbled into the police man's car.

Arfarfanarf by C. m. P. February 4, 2008

Arftard 

1.Is a person acting so retarded (but the person is not mental retarded) that you want to call them a fucking retard. In stead you can call that person a arftrad.

2. A dog that is retarded

you arftard that was my last dime of weed.

That is a arftard of a dog.

Arftard by Pothead Jones February 8, 2007

Arfarfan'arf

An 1800's term to indicate that somebody is extremely drunk. It comes from the mispronouncing of 'half' in 'half pint of beer' to 'arf'. 'Arf arf and arf' would therefore indicate a high volume of alcohol has been drunk by the individual.

“Look at Gerry. He's staggering around all over the place.”
“Aye, definitely arfarfan'arf, isn't he?”

Arfarfan'arf by C L G January 31, 2021