When you see your male co-worker, vulnerable, approach him from the rear, then take your strong hand and sneakily place your hand between his legs in a candy cane formation. Once in the Bermuda triangle, bellow the Syrian war cry, "ALALALALA", as you fiercely grab co-worker by the stones and lift them off the earth. At the full extension of the lift, announce, "ARABIA!"
YOU KNOW THAT FNG, JEFFERY, WHO WORKS SALAD STATION? I LET HIM FEEL THE ARABIAN DOLPHIN AND HE NEVER TOSSED A SALAD so well. Dressing and greens were everywhere.
by HOSESLANGER December 23, 2017