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Authority boner 

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When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth
When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.

the great diamond authority

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The four main, most important gems of the TV series Steven Universe, consisting of White Diamond, Yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond, and Pink Diamond.
You seriously don't know about the Great Diamond Authority?

authoritye 

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ALSO SEE: authoritah

Something the South Park fat kid bully character, Eric Cartman, envies as he role plays a mirror-sunglassed megalomaniac law enforcement ... pig.
OFFICER/DEPUTY CARTMAN: "Aah am a cop! And you wheel RESPECT my AUTHORITYE !!"

Authority Zero 

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An awesome punk rock band from Arizona that combines political punk rock with reggae and spanish music to create a sound like no other band. Their CD Andiamo is great and anyone who listens to punk rock should buy it. Trust me, if you buy it, you won't be disappointed.
Authority Zero is an excellent band with a unique sound.
Authority Zero by punk person February 8, 2005

Alpha Authority 

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Alpha Authority AA is a term which shows how much of an Alpha something is, aka a Chad. People who are with Alpha Authority are part of something that has won the highest awards and outdone everyone else by being the first to accomplish something.
Everyone: Yo I heard you're part of the Alpha Authority!! Wicked!
Hadrek: Yeah, ever since it started in 2012. :)

Bryant: Yo, you heard the Alpha Authority won the Bloxys? What a achievement!
Zan: Of course! We are Chads!

Sflux: Heya! I'm an Alpha Authority chad now!
Alpha Authority Chads: Welcome to gang Sflux! :)
Alpha Authority by Scriptoria December 19, 2020

Authority Zero 

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Best fucking punk band out there. They're mostly punk but combine some reggae and ska. They're basically one part Sublime and one part Pennywise. They have a lot of Spanish and Portuguese influences in their music too and they have lyrics in both of these languages.

It pisses me off that so few people actually know who they are, even though they released two CDs with a major label (Lava). Buy/download their shit ASAP. I can't really pick a favorite song since they're all good, but try downloading "Lying Awake." When the lead singer was asked about mp3's, he said "i think it's rad" so don't feel guilty about it.
Authority Zero is a band from Mesa, Arizona, USA, Earth, Solar System, some galaxy
Authority Zero by AZholic March 16, 2005
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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