dried apricot

nickname for the man sack, resembling the wrinkly skin of a dried apricot.

"i'll never understand how gay guys go down on guys.. i mean... its like having your face slapped by a dried apricot while choking to death on a hotdog!!"

by ME!!!!!! May 9, 2006

Autistic apricot

Say kid that is stupider than stupid it self

John: what is 1+1. Jerry:13. John. You autistic apricot where the h*ll do you get 13 from.

by I’m classified as an egg November 3, 2019

Apricot Fuck-Tart

A widely used name for Donald Trump (The current president of the USA)

Oh have you heard what apricot fuck-tart has done now

by callum5124 February 22, 2017

dyslexic apricot

any Gordon Ramsay insult, fits with idiot sandwich, dense cabbage, emotional salami, etc.

A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020

Apricotting

The correct term for 'uppercut'. To punch or to kick somebody in an upwards motion.

'Then Apricot'
'I think it's an uppercut'
'I don't care, I'm calling it an apricot'
*proceeds to do the act of apricotting*

by NoahJones August 20, 2017

Dignified apricot

It is a nickname made for Jeon Jungkook of BTS and for him only; used to describe and praise his cute and talented personality

“Missing my dignified apricot :(“

“Look how proud my dignified apricot looks”

“Cutest most talented dignified apricot”

by Baby highness August 2, 2022

Apricot Queen

1. Bubbly Clumsy person with brown LUTCHous hair

2. Friends with a salt shaker

3. Friends with grasshoppers (gertrude, estrella, pavilion, large cheese)

4. better than you

5. there is only one in the world

"I am amazing."
"Dude you're an Apricot Queen."

by Apricot Queen February 24, 2016