the most pointless spirit to be made of all time, comes in many useless flavours and is consumed by cowardly students who know no better who try and look 'ard but the barman is laughing his ass off at them and calling them a prick as they leave the bar, with all the other barmen/women around him laughing also.
Guy - hey barman, gimme 2 shots of apple sourz.
guy 2 - wow, where so hardcore
barman - errrm, no, fuck off out of my pub you cowards.
guy 2 - wow, where so hardcore
barman - errrm, no, fuck off out of my pub you cowards.
by TuBsy February 16, 2005
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I sent an emoticon to Ricky's phone, forgetting he has a Blackberry. When it failed to show up, he gave me this long speech about how we don't need all that shizz on a phone, anyways. Different story altogether when I Shazzamed a song he liked. What an Apple Sour.
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apparently they want me to write more.. but theres nothing more to know other than that it's pot.
apparently they want me to write more.. but theres nothing more to know other than that it's pot.
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