Apple Pie

A woman's vagina

"I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss"

by timcurry March 16, 2018

Apple Pie

A pastry commly used my the male gender for masterbation.

The man walked into the kitchen to see Jim humping a a home made apple pie.

by Your mom and the pie you raped February 16, 2009

Apple Pie

A slang word for the STD chlamydia

I gave some slut some apple pie last night.

by 0Kira0 December 30, 2008

Apple Pie

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and then a female rubs her menstrual blood on the same person's face.

Winnie: Hey yo you want an Apple Pie
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!

by Juqusaik61889 February 02, 2011

Apple Pie

A female mac user.

"She got another ipod? She's such an apple pie."

by Magsalicious February 21, 2009

Apple Pie

The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.

When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie

by We are ONE May 17, 2011

Apple Pie

When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.

"Dude did you see he went to a cafè and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"

by Apple pie monster September 24, 2021