Apple Pie

"I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss"

by timcurry May 11, 2018

A pastry commly used my the male gender for masterbation.

The man walked into the kitchen to see Jim humping a a home made apple pie.

I gave some slut some apple pie last night.

by 0Kira0 December 30, 2008

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and then a female rubs her menstrual blood on the same person's face.

Winnie: Hey yo you want an Apple Pie
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!

by Juqusaik61889 February 22, 2011

"She got another ipod? She's such an apple pie."

by Magsalicious March 28, 2009

The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.

When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie

by We are ONE June 11, 2011

When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.

"Dude did you see he went to a cafè and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"

by Apple pie monster September 24, 2021