Jack: Can I have an aple
Ben: Did you spell apple wrong
Jack: oops autocorrect man
Ben: How?? We’re talking in real life
Jack: *wipes forehead
Ben: Bro don’t touch my forehead
Jack: Can I still have that aple
Ben: What the hell bro just spell APPLE
Jack: Just Relacts man
Ben: RELAX, this isn’t possible

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

"Yeah my family owns an aple orchard"
"How the fuck did you spell Apple incorrectly we're talking face to face"
"Oh sorry" *puts a hand on hips*
"Get your fucking hand off my hips"

-What's your favorite fruit?
-Oh, I like aples .
-Did you just spell apples with one p?
-Oh shoot. Autocorrect.

-Seriously Johnny! You expect me to believe that autocorrect make you spell it wrong?
-Fred and George made it.Shut up Jim.

Hello fellow kids do you like aples

You mean apple dumbass?

Person 1: me and my friends are going out to the store tomorrow, want anything?

Person 2: Bananas, aples and grapes

Person 1: You misspelled Pineapples in real life and now apples?

Person 2: Oh right...

"dude u no i got this aple"